Recently fired for using racial slurs, Paula Deen has seen her butter-soaked empire crumble. Her new book is a misguided olive branch to those she offended.
“Uh, these are for Pepper. Yeah, Pepper. She loves a lacy thong underneath the Iron Man armo-I MEAN UNDER HER DRESS.”
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby “North” West. Here are some equally clever names, in case they change their minds.
Always a pleasure to see some new Gifs from sarahj-art:
Wheeeeeeee….. quick animation just for fun.
I want a brooding mini-Batman of my own.
I am twenty-five, wrinkled flannel shirt
and I am looking hard into a screen for no wisdom
but someone is being paid to look back out at me
and that lifts my spirits exponentially
I am practically famous! for wearing plaid and drinking
from disposable cups,
for never quite finding the right words
my sometimes genuine soul has been sometimes
deservedly overlooked but now
they like me, they really like me!